"Jab koi bachcha nahin sota, to uski maa kehti hai ki... soja soja soja nahin toh Gogg aa jayega"
-Andaz Apna Apna

"Crime master Gogo naam hai mera... aankhen nikaal kar gotiyaan khelta hoon" 
- Andaz Apna Apna

"Yeh Teja Teja kya hai... yeh Teja Teja"
-Andaz Apna Apna

"Aaya hoon, kuch to loot kar jaunga... khandani chor hoon main, khandani... Mogambo ka bhatija, Gogo"
- Andaz Apna Apna

"Main hoon Nandu...sabka bandhu "
-Raja babu

"Joh bhi pyar se mila hum us hi ke ho liye... jahan pankhatiya mili hum wahin pe soo liye "
- Raja Babu

"Mere bedroom ka darwaza bhi meri tarah romantic hai... ladki andar aa jaye aur jab tak romance poora na ho... tab tak khulta hi nahi hai "
-Insaaf Ki Devi

"Bhabhijaan, aap hum mein apnaye na apnaye... hum aapko mooh dikhayi mein mile hai "
- Hum Saath Saath Hain

"Alla re alla inspector Bhinde alla... haath mein leke Ranoon ka tala"
-Bol Radha Bol

"Mein ek nanha sa, pyara sa, chota sa bachcha hoon"
- Chaalbaaz

"Mere kanne chakku hai"
-Veeru Dada

"Awaara lafango ke tarah ghoom kar sirf waqt kaata jaa sakta hai... poori umar nahi"
-Silsila Hai Pyar Ka

Abhi hamari ek mulaqat aur hogi... aur woh tumhare liye aakhri hogi
-Qurbani

"Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki ball... patni ko dekh ke engine ho gaya mera fall"
-Shapath

"Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab... chalo mere gundon milkar maaro sab "
- Jaanam Samjha Karo

"Itni dawaiyan kha raha hoon ki mera poora shareer ek chemist ki dukaan ban gaya hai"
-Teen Patti

"Hum hal police ki naak ke baal, insaaf ki dhaal, havaldar Bankalal. Chal do rupai nikaal"
-Chauraha

"Bhaisaab dete hai gali pe gali... lagta hai jana padega mujhe Kullu Manali"
-Hum Aapke Dil Mein Rehte Hain

"Mera naam hal Ch*****... aachoon aachoon ki khadi karta hoon main khatiya "
-Gunda