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Trapped in a roomful of people she exhaled..
Are you callin me fat?u00a0 It's the wide-angle lens!
Who are you?
What is your status?
Single? Engaged? Married? In an open-relationship? Complicated?
The whole world thrives on sympathyu2026
Sympathy lies in the dictionary between sh't and syphilis...

Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on

Confucius say: A Magazine is a bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue
Can't wait can you?...
Will I be rich? Will I have Ms Universe as my wife? Will I have a hot secretary wearing a short skirt bringing me coffee while I make conference calls to Timbuktu in my sea-facing office space? Will I live forever? Will I?

A prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind
If Elvis were a black man would he still be the KING?
Frustration is not rambling mindless shit...
It's that hooker that turns out to be your brother's wife.
You know her?

Grace was pretty amazing
Or was I too blind to seeu2026
Trapped in a roomful of people she exhaledu2026internallyu2026
"I have no idea what to say to themu2026.I don't know how to hold a conversation that goes beyond "how the heck are you?"
So instead she said, "Do you want some pizza?" and stuffed her face so she didn't have to speak anymore.

Do humans surround themselves with stupid humans just to look intelligent?
Yeah I'm sure you have a story that explains your mysterious natureu2026 I'm sure you've had a hard life that explains your lack of softness. Gosh look at the timeu2026 another day perhapsu2026 I have to run to the gym.
Cocaine addicts cannot feel happy anymore unless they continue ingesting cocaine... the same can be said of love addicts. I'm sure it's a matter of time until scientists reveal how unhealthy it is to be in a relationship. I have a feeling this might be much sooner than later.

Why can't the glass just be half?u00a0 Why does it have to be empty or full?
"Is he a gay?" No you idiot he's not a gay, he's just gay!
Instead of "makeovers" why don't people indulge in "makeunders?"
Alice had to go through a rabbit hole to find wonderland. I somehow cannot seem to fit into one.
Are you callin me fat? It's the wide-angle lens!
Who are you?
What is your status?
Single? Engaged? Married? In an open-relationship?

Complicated dot dot dot...

"The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast." Oscar Wilde.